Jason, standing at the bungy precipice

Ok, so I have some heights issues. I don't like to fly. I don't like to look down from the bridge over the Cape Cod canal. I'm happy that my apartment is on the ground floor.

So, obviously, the best thing to do is to go bungy jumping. Jump off into space from 15 stories up with a rubber band around my boots to save me. That's pretty smart.

Here I am at the edge, trying not to freeze up. You'll notice that this is the most forced smile I have ever done. The lady tapped my right shoulder and told me to smile at the camera. Sure.

Jason, standing at the bungy precipice