Why do they hate Americans?

Tuesday, January 6th, 2004

Ok, so I seldom write about political topics, but I ran across this story — thanks Anil Dash — and the commercial a conservative advocacy group is running in Iowa is just hilarious.

In the ad, a farmer says he thinks that “Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading …” before the farmer’s wife then finishes the sentence: “… Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show back to Vermont, where it belongs.”

So, here’s my score:

Not as a rule, though trillion-dollar budget deficits aren’t much fun either

Again, not as a rule; but it’s a complicated world and there may be times the government is needed

Sure, though I generally prefer mocha if I’m going this way

Hell, yeah. Yum!

Nope, my car’s German, not Swedish

New York Times-reading:
Well, I work for them. Is that worse?

Naw, nothing good on TV now that Firefly got cancelled.

Perhaps. I’m more attached to my personal freedoms than to my checkbook. Maybe Dan’s right and I should vote libertarian.

Freak show:

Hmm, maybe I should check out this Dr. Howard Dean, he seems like a hell of a better guy than this bile-spewing farmer. Why does he hate America?

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