I don’t think he liked it

Thursday, July 31st, 2003

Most entertaining movie review quote I’ve read in a while:

[Gigli rhymes with really.] As in really, really silly, which is the kindest way to describe this hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship, which opens to nationwide ridicule today…

[Lopez] threatens the apparent ringleader with a baroque martial-arts torture, which involves gouging out the eyes and also removing that part of the brain that stores visual information, so that the victim will not only be blind, but will also lose all memory of what he has seen. Having seen “Gigli,” I must say that the idea has a certain appeal.

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